TED VS. TED

Author: biped

Date: November 7, 2003

by biped
11-07-03
I was once trapped in an elevator with Evander Holyfield and Vanna White.
I invented elevators.
Well, I've been to the moon. That's right -- the moon.
I keep my gardening tools in a toolshed on Pluto.
Perhaps I should kill you..then my accomplishments will be greater than yours.
I've already killed you and brought you back to life a hundred and eleven times, simply for my own amusement.