OUTRAGE

Author: biped

Date: November 14, 2003

by biped
11-14-03
Our sick society claims yet another victim...
Mommy, I just accidentally watched a Christina Aguilera video on VH1.
NO! NO!!!
She didn't have hardly any clothes on. And she was wiggling her bo-bo and her ding-dongs and stuff.
GASP...MY LITTLE BABY ISN'T INNOCENT ANYMORE!!!
She was bowlegged. And she looked all dirty and yucky. But for some reason, I still watched it.
OH, YOU HEARTLESS, DECADENT SLUT!!! YOU'VE DEFILED MY WIDDLE POOKY OOKUMS!!!