THE RATHER UNINTERESTING COWBOYS

Author: biped

Date: November 14, 2003

by biped
11-14-03
Now that the big cattle drive is over, Cowboy Bill has a question for Tex...
Why do you just call yourself "Tex"? Why not "Cowboy Tex"? Like me -- Cowboy Bill?
Well...look at me. I'm obviously a cowboy.
If you see a guy dressed like a fireman or a circus clown, he doesn't need to call himself "Fireman Jeff" or "Clown Melvin" or whatever.
That's fine for you, I guess. The name "Tex" is already pretty cowboy-ish.
Yeah...I reckon "Bill" does sound pretty frigging lame all by itself.