"BAD NEWS FOR JEFF, PART TWO" starring Jeff and Goo-Goo

Author: biped

Date: March 31, 2004

by biped
3-31-04
In the post-apocalyptic wasteland of the near future, Jeff is troubled about his failed suicide attempt...
I don't know how I could have survived...the nail went right into my head...
So you didn't do it right the first time. Get the hammer.
Okay. What now?
Just hit the nail a lot harder this time. Hammer it in real deep so it fucks up your brain.
OW!! OW!! It HURTS so TERRIBLY!!
You talk too much. Concentrate better on dying, and this time really die.