CAPTAIN CHIP MEETS PROFESSOR FOOTHEAD

Author: biped

Date: April 1, 2004

by biped
4-01-04
Starring Captain Chip as "Himself" and MikeyG as "Professor Foothead"
Hello, there! I'm Captain Chip! What's your name?
I have feet where my ears should be -- I cannot hear the things I see -- and thus your words are naught to me -- and vainly are they spoke by thee.
Well, I'll be! That's the darndest thing I've heard all day!
I see you speak, but hear I can't -- so useless is your silent rant -- a friendly fellow you, I'll grant -- my silly litte sycophant.
Ha-ha, you're funny! Too bad you smell like a dead skunk!
DEAD SKUNK?!! WHY YOU LITTLE -- I mean, hear you I can't --