THE ADVENTURES OF HONKY THE GIANT SNOT-RAG

Author: biped

Date: April 1, 2004

by biped
4-01-04
One day, Honky the Giant Snot-Rag inadvertently burst onto the rap scene...
People blow their noses in me all the time.
Nice meter, dawg...now make it rhyme!
That's why I'm always full of slime.
Damn, that's tight! It oughtta be a crime!
Um...er...I think I'll become the first snot-rag mime.
Whoa, hol' up now...you lost me that time.