LATE NIGHT with DOG ON BALL

Author: biped

Date: April 5, 2004

by biped
4-05-04
Monologue
And now...HEEEERE'S...DOG ON BALL!!!
HEE HAW!!! ME JUST FLY IN FROM VEGAS!!! BOY, ME ARMS TIRED!!! BEEP-BEEP!!!
First guest -- Ridley Scott
Well, Dog On Ball...I consider my latest directorial effort to be a distinct stylistic departure from --
MEOW!!! ME LIKE HOPALONG CASSIDY MOVIES!!! WHO AM YOU, BUTTFACE? GRRRR!!!
Second guest -- actor Billy Zane
...so, right after Jim Cameron yelled "cut", I said to Kate Winslet, "Kate" --
HEE HAW!!! ME GET CHAINSAW AND KILL YOU WITH IT!!! VROOM-VROOM!!! ME RACE CAR!!!