"AT THE MOVIES" with Timmy and Sally

Author: biped

Date: April 5, 2004

by biped
4-05-04
I just saw "Superman." They should've called it "Super-Butthole."
Your shit stinks, Timmy.
"Braveheart"? More like "Brainfart."
More like "Timmy's a fag."
The title? "Lord of the Rings." My reaction? "Bored With This Movie."
Mom caught Timmy jerking off in the bathroom yesterday.