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1. Picnicking in the Grand Canyon
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| Since you've already eaten, I suppose there's no point in telling you that I pee-peed in the potato salad. | |
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2. Buying a souvenier T-shirt in France
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| Yeah, um...do you have one that says "Frogs are big, fat, cock-slurping fags"? | |
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3. Seeking fashion advice in Afghanistan
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| Excuse me, sir -- does this sports bra make my titties stick out too much? | |
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