"JOLLY PRETEND DAY" starring Dog On Ball and Woofy

Author: biped

Date: April 8, 2004

by biped
4-08-04
GRRR!!! ME LEADER OF HELL'S ANGELS!!! ME WRECK YOUR CAR AND MAKE YOU KISS MY BUTT!!! BEEP-BEEP!!!
Oh, joy...it's Dog On Ball again...
WOOF-WOOF!!! ME HUMP YOUR WIFE'S LEG AND PEE-PEE ON YOUR LUGGAGE!!! AND BITE YOU!!! BOING-BOING!!!
I guess next he'll be pretending he's Charles Manson...
RISE RISE RISE!!! HELTER SKELTER!!! ME JUST MIRROR OF SOCIETY, BUTTFACE!!! HEE-HAW!!! ME GET CHAINSAW ---
...and kill me with it, yeah...figured he'd work that in somewhere...