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| Shit is good to eat...oh, boy. Especially from Pete...oh, joy. Because the shit that Pete emits...is yummiest of all the shits. | |
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| Sally's shit is tasty, too! I eat it till my face turns blue! The shit she makes from Chinese food...is better than a pizza, dude! | |
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| A shit buffet...that's what I love. Into my mouth, the shit I shove. I eat so much, I'm fit to bust...the British call it "upper-crust." | |
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| So join me now...we'll eat some shit! Until we've eaten all of it! "You're full of shit," the folks will say...and we will say to them, "Hooray!" | |
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| I wrote most of this poem. | |
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| I added the part about eating shit! | |
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