CC #240 -- THE WONDROUS CYCLE OF LIFE

Author: biped

Date: April 12, 2004

by biped
4-12-04
YOUR FIRST BIRTHDAY
Time for you to be born now.
Oh boy! YIPPEE!
YOUR PRESENT BIRTHDAY
I'm taking you camping for your birthday, sweetiepie. Mmm...*BURP*...pie.
Oh boy! YIPPEE!
YOUR FINAL BIRTHDAY
The test results are in. I'm afraid you only have a few hours to live.
Oh boy! YIPPEE!