CC #240 -- "A NON-GODZILLA BIRTHDAY" not starring: Godzilla

Author: biped

Date: April 13, 2004

by biped
4-13-04
HEE HAW!!! ME DOG ON BALL!!! WHO AM YOU, BUTTFACE? BEEP-BEEP!!!
*GASP* -- it's that fabulous celebrity, Dog On Ball! And he's acknowledging my existence! *swoon*
IT AM YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY? GOO-GOO!!! ME GIANT BABY!!! BIRTH HAPPY DAY, STUPID!!! GRRR!!!
I...I think he just wished me a happy birthday! What a precious gift...(*sob*)...I can die happy now!
DIE DIE DIE, HAPPY DIE!!! SHUT UP!!! WHOOPS -- ME BE NICE TO YOU TODAY!!! BOING-BWOING!!!
O, Courage! Give me the strength...to ask him...to go camping with me!