FTC 31 -- PLEASE DON'T SQUEEZE MY SPACESUIT

Author: biped

Date: April 15, 2004

by biped
4-15-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
No. What?
Well...you can start by wiping your ass. Jeez, did you take a shit in that thing or what?