CC 240 -- "CRAPPY BIRTHDAY"

Author: biped

Date: April 15, 2004

by biped
4-15-04
WHEW!!! WHAT A RELIEF!!! I hate having to crap in the woods, but oh, well...it's all part of the camping experience!
GOOD LORD, what a STENCH! Way to stink up the whole forest, moron! Some of us have to live here, you know!
Oh, I'm sorry, little squirrel...but like they say, when you gotta go, you gotta go...heh-heh. See ya round.
Later...
"See ya round", she says! What say we pull the old "happy birthday" routine on her? CHUCKLE!!!
Cool! You leave a present in her shoes, and I'll whip up a nice batch of brownies in her bed! SMIRK!!!