CC 240 -- "THEATER OF CRUELTY"

Author: biped

Date: April 15, 2004

by biped
4-15-04
Wow! Ever since civilization collapsed in the wake of a worldwide apocalypse, I just can't seem to get enough of camping.
Hi, nice lady! I'm an orphan and it's my birthday -- will you please take care of me?
Hey, neat! It's my birthday, too! But no...I won't take care of you. That would greatly deflect attention from my own, more important self-interests. Now go away.
You -- *sniff* -- you look just like my mommy. Sh-she was beautiful... *sob*
Well, DUH...of course she was beautiful, if she looked just like me...DUMBASS. Now get lost, before I shove your pigtails down your throat and yank 'em out your ass.
WAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!