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| Wow! Ever since civilization collapsed in the wake of a worldwide apocalypse, I just can't seem to get enough of camping. | |
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| Hi, nice lady! I'm an orphan and it's my birthday -- will you please take care of me? | |
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| Hey, neat! It's my birthday, too! But no...I won't take care of you. That would greatly deflect attention from my own, more important self-interests. Now go away. | |
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| You -- *sniff* -- you look just like my mommy. Sh-she was beautiful... *sob* | |
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| Well, DUH...of course she was beautiful, if she looked just like me...DUMBASS. Now get lost, before I shove your pigtails down your throat and yank 'em out your ass. | |
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