WW#12-Even Worse Things To Say To The Rawhide Kid's Brother

Author: biped

Date: April 17, 2004

by biped
4-17-04
I saw "Homos On The Range" at the Birdcage Theater last night. Your brother does a mean fan dance.
Please die.
I never knew the Kid was so limber. It's as though he and the rest of the chorus formed a single undulating beast, writhing in the throes of unbridled ecstasy.
I hate you. Really.
Why can't you be more interested in the performing arts, and other asthetic pursuits? Like your brother?
Mom, please don't make me shoot you.