WW #14 -- Worst Things To Say On A Farm

Author: biped

Date: April 27, 2004

by biped
4-27-04
1.
Join me behind the barn for some sex, my dear?
Oh, COME ON -- let's try to be a bit more original than bestiality, shall we?
2.
Them shore wuz good grits we had fer breakfast this mornin', Maw.
Them weren't grits, Paw. Them were young Jasper's zit squeezin's.
3.
Yum-yum! Those farmers sure grow nice big hamburger patties in their hamburger patty patch.
That's not a hamburger patty patch. It's where I go to take a nice big steaming shit, dumbass.