Bad Bradys "Surprise-Package Cindy"

Author: biped

Date: April 29, 2004

by biped
4-29-04
Jan...am I adopted?
Uh...no, Cindy. I remember when Mom had you. She was in labor for two weeks.
Bobby...am I adopted?
Heck, I don't know. Have you seen Tiger? I can't find him anywhere.
Greg...am I adopted?
Yeah. Sam the butcher knocked Alice up one year at the Meat Cutters' Ball, and Mom and Dad took you off her hands for ten years of free maid service.