Bad Bradys "Go Ask Alice"

Author: biped

Date: April 29, 2004

by biped
4-29-04
Darn it, Marcia! Why do the boys always like you better?
Gee, I don't know, Jan...have you tried wearing more makeup?
It's not fair, Mom! Marcia always gets more attention than me!
Did you say something, Jan? I'm sorry...I was just thinking about how adorable Marcia is!
Alice, maybe you'll understand. How do I get the boys to notice me?
Well, dear...you'll just have to suck and fuck their brains out before they get a good look at you. And make sure the lights are off, too.