Bad Bradys "Peter, Peter, Pervert Greeter"

Author: biped

Date: April 29, 2004

by biped
4-29-04
Hi, Mr. Spankler. Do you need your lawn mowed or anything today?
Why, Peter Brady! I haven't seen you in a gerbil's age. Come on in, dear boy!
So, like, what are those long, shiny things over there? They look like big bottle rockets but there aren't any fuses on 'em.
Oh, the fuse is LIT, my dear Peter! And if you'll join me in my rumpus room, I'll show you how to see ALL the lovely fireworks!
Whew...gee, Mr. Spankler, that was super-intense. I didn't know you were an amateur chiropractor.
Heh-heh, yes, well, don't tell Mom and Dad. They may not approve of my little "vocation."