Bad Bradys "Gestated Jan"

Author: biped

Date: April 29, 2004

by biped
4-29-04
Sometimes I don't feel like a real member of this family at all...like I was adopted or something.
Oh, but you WERE adopted, Jan! Ha-ha! Right, Cindy?
Thath right, Marthia, ha-ha! Jan wath adopted, nyah nyah nyah-nyah nyah! Jan wath adopted, nyah nyah nyah-nyah nyah!
Shut up! SHUT UP!!! You fucking CUNTS!!!
*sob* Mom, was I adopted?
Oh, of course not, Jan dear. Why, when you passed through my birth canal on that beautiful, magical day, it felt like I was shitting a fucking water buffalo.