Aliens Are Dickheads

Author: biped

Date: May 2, 2004

by biped
5-02-04
PUNY HUMANS, YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR OUR SUPERIOR TECHNOLOGY AND INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY. PREPARE TO --
Oh, shut up.
WHAT? YOU DARE TELL ME TO SHUT UP? YOU PUNY HUMAN --
Fuck you. That "puny humans" shit gets real old after a while, dickhead. And you can take your whiz-bang technology and your whoop-te-doo intellect, and shove 'em straight up your fucking ass.
BUT...WE CAN ABDUCT YOU AND ADMINISTER ANAL PROBES...
So, you're like a high-tech gay prostitute who makes house calls. Golly whillickers, Mr. Intellect.