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| So then, I fustigated my wife for undercooking the waffles. | |
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| Was that before or after you bludgeoned her with a fustigate? Speak up, man! | |
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| So, your honor, it's quite clear that my client is NOT GUILTY of defacing those library books. | |
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| HELL, no! I was knifing a couple of crack dealers in front of Wal-Mart at the time! Just check the surveillance video! | |
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| It was fun. He died real good. | |
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