WW 15: World's Worst Courtroom Testimonies

Author: biped

Date: May 3, 2004

by biped
5-03-04
1.
So then, I fustigated my wife for undercooking the waffles.
Was that before or after you bludgeoned her with a fustigate? Speak up, man!
2.
So, your honor, it's quite clear that my client is NOT GUILTY of defacing those library books.
HELL, no! I was knifing a couple of crack dealers in front of Wal-Mart at the time! Just check the surveillance video!
3.
It was fun. He died real good.
Cried like a bitch, too!