BTC 3: OBSTACLE CORPSE

Author: biped

Date: May 3, 2004

by biped
5-03-04
Uh-oh! I was playing with this gun I found in my dad's closet, and I accidentally blew my little brother's head off.
So?
"So"? My parents said the next time I killed one of my siblings, they'd break my legs!
Aah, just rig up his corpse like a puppet and make him dance around every once in a while. They'll never know the difference.
Shortly...
"They'll never know the difference!" Great plan, Einstein!