The Rhyming News, continued

Author: biped

Date: May 5, 2004

by biped
5-05-04
Welcome back to Channel 3 News...
...I'm Joe Crow Sloemoe. Gerald Posner, Trent Reznor, Kurt Kasner, and Ed Asner just proposed to Tammy Faye Messner.
Vince MacMahon, Dith Pran, Steely Dan, the Ku Klux Klan, Rue McClannahan, and the president of Pakistan all plan to audition as spokesman for Kellogg's All Bran.
Stanley Tucci, Gary Busey, Jim Belushi, Steve Doocy, a moosey, and Kristy Yamaguchi are choosy about the brand of sushi they get "loosey-goosey" about while watching "I Love Lucy." Goodnight.