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Welcome back to Channel 3 News...
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| ...I'm Joe Crow Sloemoe. Gerald Posner, Trent Reznor, Kurt Kasner, and Ed Asner just proposed to Tammy Faye Messner. | |
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| Vince MacMahon, Dith Pran, Steely Dan, the Ku Klux Klan, Rue McClannahan, and the president of Pakistan all plan to audition as spokesman for Kellogg's All Bran. | |
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| Stanley Tucci, Gary Busey, Jim Belushi, Steve Doocy, a moosey, and Kristy Yamaguchi are choosy about the brand of sushi they get "loosey-goosey" about while watching "I Love Lucy." Goodnight. | |
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