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| This just in--President Bush was awash in a flush of well-wishers who rushed him and pushed till they crushed him, which then caused his tush to explode with a whoosh... | |
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| ...as his tummy was smushed and a rather voluptuous cloud of the lushest and plushest aroma that you ever sniffed was allowed to be plowed through his anus quite loudly... | |
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| ...as he took a whiff and then bowed to the crowd, evidently quite proud, as if this were some gift he'd bestowed to the hushed and then visibly miffed congregation of rowdy convention attendees... | |
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| ...and people with mullets and drifters who'd showed up to eat some free chow and then lift peoples' wallets while they were distracted by smelling the scent of the President's vent... | |
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| ...which refused to relent as it hovered unspent and their nostrils were bent to prevent the immensely offensive assault of the gaseous event that inflated the President's shorts like a tent ... | |
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| ...causing plenty of people to faint to the floor as they wished in 2000 they'd voted for Gore even though he's no more than a bilious bore who's so fat he can no longer fit through a door.Goodnight. | |
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