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This is the shocking TV commercial that was produced by Pissgums Funeral Home, but was never allowed to be broadcast.
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| Brand new WACKY SLABS! The GROOVY NEW MORGUE ACCESSORY that makes DEATH so much FUN! | |
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| You'll WISH you were DEAD -- just so your OWN BUTT-NEKKID CORPSE can be SLAPPED onto a WACKY SLAB like a SIDE OF BACON! | |
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| You've heard the term "GO FUCK YOURSELF"? Well, in DEATH -- you REALLY DO get to "FUCK YOURSELF"! | |
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| Because here at PISSGUMS FUNERAL HOME, we make ALL the corpses FUCK themselves! AND EACH OTHER! | |
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| And THEN we FUCK 'EM OURSELVES! | |
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| And YOU PAY US to DO IT! Like the HUGE DUMB FUCKING ASSHOLE that you are! | |
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