FTC 34: The Way We Were

Author: biped

Date: May 6, 2004

by biped
5-06-04
Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me?
Yes, we did.
What was your first date with him like?
It was...well, let's just say it was interesting...
*Start Flashback*
Hey! Wanna see my "wiener"?