SEE YA IN HELL, DUDE

Author: biped

Date: May 9, 2004

by biped
5-09-04
Wha-- what happened? Where am I?
Hell, my dear boy. I'm afraid the fugu chef left his glasses at home today.
Oh...well...COOL, right, dude? Like, rock on! Marilyn Manson! Satan rulz! 666! "See ya in Hell!" Like...party time, huh? Huh?
Oh, MY! We love getting your ilk down here! Simply priceless!
YAAAA!!!! NO!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!! YAAAAAA!!!!!!
Oh, come now...the red-hot poker up the ass is just our little way of "breaking the ice."