UNFUNNY PHONE COMICS #8

Author: biped

Date: May 10, 2004

by biped
5-10-04
Daddy, I want to thank you so much for the beautiful wedding. It was so very, very special. Todd thought so, too.
Nothing but the best for my little angel. And you were the loveliest bride I've ever seen...save for your sweet mother, of course, ha-ha.
And the cake...oh, daddy, it was the most gorgeous wedding cake I ever saw. It was really, really special, too.
Well, ha-ha, it should be special, my dear...it came out of Hitler's ass, you know.
Oh yes, daddy, I -- HITLER'S ASS?
Yep. He just ate all the ingredients, and shit a wedding cake...and there it was. Happy wedding day, sweetheart.