FTC 34: She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer...

Author: biped

Date: May 12, 2004

by biped
5-12-04
...and all night long, it was honor and offer.
Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me?
Yes, we did.
What was your first date with him like?
It was...well, let's just say it was interesting...
*Start Flashback*
You're under arrest.
I'll let you hump my brains out twice a week for a month if you let me go, Sugar Pants.