The Vin Diesel Appreciation Society

Author: biped

Date: May 13, 2004

by biped
5-13-04
"Saving Private Ryan"
Hey, fast-forward through all this fuckin' bullshit to the next Vin Diesel scene.
Aw, he just got killed. Well, fuck the rest of this piece of shit.
"Fast And Furious"
Oh wow...NOBODY drives a fuckin' car like Vin Fuckin' DIESEL! He is da fuckin' MAN!
He doesn't even use a fuckin' STUNT man either, like all those other fuckin' PUSSIES!
"xXx"
FUCK! His fuckin' motorcycle's FLYING! He is so fuckin' HARDCORE! Man, I'd fuck him if he weren't, like -- you know -- a dude.
I just KNOW he's gonna fuck that babe at least five or six times in this fuckin' movie! No WAY she's gonna fuckin' pass THAT fuckin' shit up!