FTC 34: Coffin It Up

Author: biped

Date: May 14, 2004

by biped
5-14-04
Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me?
Yes, we did.
What was your first date with him like?
It was...well, let's just say it was interesting...
*Start Flashback*
No fuckin' way! You rob graves, too?
Necro-phuckin' A, you gorgeous ghoul, you!