The Dickheads

Author: biped

Date: May 15, 2004

by biped
5-15-04
Gee, Dave...I don't know...
Look, DAMN IT! After all I've done for you, the least you can do is this one little, tiny thing for ME!
But I'm not really very horny right now...and there isn't all that much of an attraction, to tell you the --
Oh, COME ON, you selfish BASTARD! It's the only fucking thing that can get me OFF anymore!
Take my wife...PLEASE!