"Grabtastics" is a common name

Author: biped

Date: May 19, 2004

by biped
5-19-04
They call us the Grab-Tastics! Because we grab people in their tastics!
And we never let go -- even if you cut our heads off!
We're the world-famous Grabtastics. We grab people and force them to do gymnastics.
Yeah! And if you're not careful, the pommel horse will rip your fucking testicles off!
Howdy. I'm Ed Grabtastic, and this is my wife, Helen Grabtastic.
Together, we're known in these here parts as the Grabtastics.