Rules of Shopping at Wal-Mart (6): Rule #13 "Fart Etiquette"

Author: biped

Date: May 21, 2004

by biped
5-21-04
Fellow Wal-Mart shoppers who feel the need to fart copiously will do so while walking nonchalantly down the aisles.
Hmm-hmm-mmm...doo dee doo...
GAAAAAA!
Thus leaving a trail of noxious fart fumes while conveniently distancing themselves from the evidence at the same time.
OH, MY GOMPERS!
IT'S LIKE DEATH!
And if you wait for someone to move so you can look at the shelf they're looking at, you discover that they too have just farted.
And now to check out that new DVDEEEE-EEEEEYAAAA!!!
Doot dee doo...