From Bags to Riches -- 1

Author: biped

Date: May 22, 2004

by biped
5-22-04
I think you're the coolest girl in school, Debbie. So I'm popping the question. Will you...go steady with me?
No, Biff. It seems you're...lacking something. Something that the other boys have, and you don't.
"Lacking something"? But I have a penis, Debbie. Honest.
Oh, ICK! Not a "penis", you PERVERT...I'm talking about a colostomy bag.
COLOSTOMY BAG?
It's the newest thing. All the popular kids have them now. DUH.