From Bags to Riches -- 2

Author: biped

Date: May 22, 2004

by biped
5-22-04
Dr. Matthews, I want a colostomy bag.
But you don't need one, my boy. To perform such an operation would be pointless and unethical.
You give me a colostomy bag right now, Dr. Matthews, or I swear I'll kill myself.
Well, all right. If you're that desperate.
In fact, to prove my devotion to Debbie, now I want two colostomy bags.
Goodness! She's a "two-bagger", eh?