From Bags to Riches -- 3

Author: biped

Date: May 22, 2004

by biped
5-22-04
Oh, it's you, Biff. I thought we discussed this already.
Notice something different about me, Debbie? My...bulge?
Oh, BIFF! You got "BAGGED!" And for ME...how ROMANTIC!
So, I guess you'll go steady with me now, huh?
No, Biff... I made up that "colostomy bag" stuff just to get rid of you. I never dreamed you'd be stupid enough to get one.
YEAH, and I got TWO of them so that you'd REALLY be... uhh... what was that last thing you said?