From Bags to Riches -- 4

Author: biped

Date: May 22, 2004

by biped
5-22-04
Mom, I got two colostomy bags to impress Debbie, and she still won't go out with me.
Oh...well...I guess a box of candy would be a pretty lame suggestion, then...
Son, this goes beyond teenage stupidity. I'm afraid you're what my generation would call a real "grade-A dumbass."
Thanks, Dad.
Wow! You mean you don't ever have to go to the bathroom anymore?
Yeah, heh... pretty cool, huh...