From Bags to Riches -- 6

Author: biped

Date: May 22, 2004

by biped
5-22-04
Thanks for coming to the prom with me, Sally.
It'th an honor to be theen with the legendary "Two-Bagth Biff"!
Oh, Debbie...it's you.
I guess I'm not good enough for you anymore, is that it, Biff? Because I'm not..."bagged"?
I'm over you now, Debbie. Thanks to my colostomy bags... I've outgrown you.
Oh, the irony! To be DUMPED -- like a HUMAN COLOSTOMY BAG!