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| Oh, I love to cut farts -- it's the finest of arts -- | |
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| And my farts smell like something just died! | |
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| And as Socrates stated, once your shorts are inflated -- | |
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| -- then your farts can be spread far and wide! | |
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| So, F-A-R-T -- deedle-dee-dee -- farty fart-fart, yes indeed. | |
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| It's a beautiful thing, when your pooties take wing-- and they cause people's noses to bleed! | |
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