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| One day, in a lurch, I was farting in church, till the horrible smell reached the pulpit... | |
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| ...and the preacher passed out, and the choir ran about, so they wouldn't continue to gulp it! | |
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| But when farting in school, I remember the rule, that it has to be stealthy and quiet... | |
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| ...so the kids can still study, while I'm blowing my butty, till the smell starts a panic-filled riot! | |
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| So, F-A-R-T -- deedle-dee-dee -- farting is good for your system. | |
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| Just lock the front door, and cut farts by the score, till you're sure everybody has whiffed 'em! | |
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