"FART! -- The Musical" part three

Author: biped

Date: May 25, 2004

by biped
5-25-04
Now just one thing more -- if you fart in a store -- make sure that you're walking around...
It distributes the smell, from aisle A to aisle L, and the culprit can never be found!
So rip 'em and blast 'em, no smell can outlast 'em, if you've eaten the right kind of foods...
And a word to the wise -- chicks are smaller in size -- but their farts can be worse than a dude's!
So, F-A-R-T -- deedle-dee-dee -- make it sound like you've stepped on a toad.
Pass some gas at your friends, till their sanity ends, and they feel like their heads will explode!