CC 247: Duck Soup

Author: biped

Date: June 3, 2004

by biped
6-03-04
Daddy, is you my real daddy?
No, sweet-ums. You are a chicken, and I am a duck.
Why a duck? Why-a no chicken?
Because my parents had duck genitalia, and your parents had chicken genitalia.
What does Italian food have to do with reproduction?