Frankenbeans -- 2

Author: biped

Date: June 3, 2004

by biped
6-03-04
O, MIGHTY POWER OF NATURE'S WRATH! UNLEASH YOUR BLAZING-HOT FURY! LET YOUR LIFE-GIVING RAYS RIP THIS DEAD THING FROM THE CLUTCHES OF DEATH!
Ehh -- not one of your better speeches, Doctor Frankenbeans.
Well, I was up all night trying to think of something dramatic, but this darned writer's block --
LIGHTNING HAS STRUCK! THE FIERY TONGUE OF THE THUNDERBOLT HAS SPOKEN! AND PRONOUNCED THE BURSTING FORTH OF A NEW LIFE TO TAKE ITS RIGHTFUL PLACE AMIDST THE WRITHING THRONGS OF HUMANITY!
Are you trying to out-do me, Fritz?
No, I like to think of myself as your "color commentator."