Frankenbeans -- 5

Author: biped

Date: June 3, 2004

by biped
6-03-04
Well, where is my glorious creation now?
Oh, he had to go potty, so I let him out.
YOU LET HIM OUT? YOU FOOL! THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT HAVOC HE MAY WREAK ON THE UNSUSPECTING COUNTRYSIDE!
Oh, yeah. I forgot he was a monster. Well...monster dog.
GO FIND HIM! LURE HIM BACK SOMEHOW! I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES -- TURN HEAVEN AND EARTH INSIDE-OUT IF YOU MUST!
So, then -- you won't mind if I use those pork chops you were saving for when your mom comes to dinner on Sunday?