Frankenbeans -- 6

Author: biped

Date: June 3, 2004

by biped
6-03-04
Here, doggy.....here, monster doggy.....yummy pork chops..... yummy monster pork chops.....
Thanks, but I'm not hungry. I just went back to the lab and ate Dr. Frankenbeans.
Oh. Well, he was probably gonna fire me anyway. Uh...you're not gonna eat me too, are you?
No, I like you. Would you be my friend?
Sure! I've never had a friend -- and now, I have a man-eating, living dead monster dog as a friend.
And I have a crazed, hunchbacked dwarf as a friend. Fate sure has been kind to us today.