BTC VI: A Visit From Mr. Stork

Author: biped

Date: June 3, 2004

by biped
6-03-04
Go on, Bob. Tell her the good news.
Edna, I've had my body surgically altered so that I can bear children. But not just ANY children, Edna...I'm going to have a litter of LITTLE BABY SQUIRRELS, and CHIPPER is the father.
But get THIS, Edna -- he never even TOUCHED me. It's going to be a VIRGIN BIRTH! Isn't that WONDERFUL? In Chipper's name, amen.
OH, MY HEART! GAAAAAAA!
Let us never speak of this again.
Agreed.